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Post by General Gaston on Nov 26, 2015 20:46:45 GMT -8
This was a mad lib we did tonight on the server:
My Wedding
It started off when my Sweet Pie -to-be got down on 69 Dicks and asked me to Fucking him while holding up the most Hardest Testicle I'd ever seen. I said no. On a Moist December Midnight I married a Spoony man named Dunum who I just call " Chuckles for short. I had 420 bridesmaids and he had 20 groomsmen. All of my bridesmaids wore long shit green Panties with matching Bras, white Skirts and dark Black Shirt while I sported a Dick -less Slimy shit brown Sock with red Circles, a bow just below my Vagina and Puke Yelow heels. All of his groomsmen wore Bloody Shit suits. My maid of honor was my Uncle. We had a Erect wedding cake that was Humas on the outside and Pussy on the inside with Salt, it was actually a Black person Black velvet cake in the shape of a Enema because we both have a thing for them. The music was Seductively and we Fucked practically all night ! The food was Soft too ! Our Sperm Collector took pictures of us in various places, one by the Cat where he sat on a Dog and I sat on his Clitterus as we kissed. Another was him giving me a piggy -back ride through the hills with our shoes left behind. How romantic ! At the end of it all, we got a limo ride to motel to finish off the night star gazing, cuddling and laughing. This day I will always treasure forever in my heart !
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Post by Mario2980 on Nov 27, 2015 9:26:49 GMT -8
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JeepersCreepers
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Post by JeepersCreepers on Nov 27, 2015 21:05:59 GMT -8
Once upon a time there lived a family of 7 who lived in a old barn on a tall lake in the country. One eerie day, the brother noticed a angry looking boat parked outside near their barn, for days it would attack there with red curtains covering the windows. One night, he decided to take a approach. He looked around and suddenly the back door slammed shut and 3 men in agressively Stewie Griffin masks jumped out and held a curtain to his throat. They all started killing over to the house and kicked down the book. The family wolf bit one of the intruders arm and ripped their torn cargo pants. Before the mom could reach the knife, they tied her to a pillow and wrapped carpet around her throat. The young sister ran to the living room to get a tablecloth, hid behind the television and sliced. She pushed out at one of the intruders and slit their ear 4 times over and over again and ran for the kitchen to call the thieves. As they were on their way, she stabbed another intruder in the chest as he tried to steal their plates, but she slipped and fell on her shirt when she hit her head on the newspaper. When police arrived, the family was hatefull and they were told that the bad guys were originally from Canada looking for clouds to steal from families. The family was awarded a hefty 13 dollar reward and 4 free tickets to the Walkers bread House.
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